The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up. - Timothy Mouse
  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:

  • Sandwich Artist:

    Who's that guy?

  • Me:

    Um... John Green.

  • Sandwich Artist:

    I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?

  • Me:

    No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.

  • Sandwich Artist:

    oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

Reblogged from laceupxoxo  470,931 notes

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.” By

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel am like a failure anyway”

(via infelicific)